May 2010
1 post
May 14th
April 2010
2 posts
7 tags
liar
I did not say “true love.” I distinctly said “to blave.”
Apr 7th
4 tags
obligations
I did not want to leave, but I did anyway.
Apr 4th
6 tags
dive bar
I did not spend more than $2.50, but I do feel kinda drunk.
Apr 1st
March 2010
8 posts
5 tags
under pressure
I did pray for beautiful, bless’d spring days - however, I did not wish for the assault on my sinuses which accompanies it.
Mar 30th
4 tags
curious curiosity
Him: I found an old letter today.
Me: Cool, what did it say?
Him: I didn't open it... but I did smell it.
Me: Huh.
Mar 29th
6 tags
so last year
I do not give “Break Up” a fair listen then, but I do like it now.
Mar 29th
4 tags
southern style
We did not make invitations, but we sure did have a party.
Mar 21st
8 tags
in the telling
Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?
Priest: No, not if you did not know.
Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?
-Annie Dillard
Mar 20th
4 tags
in today's post
I did not get the answer I wanted.
Mar 19th
5 tags
rsvp
I do care, I just do not care enough to actually go.
Mar 10th
February 2010
6 posts
7 tags
“Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as understood”
– George Orwell
Feb 13th
11 tags
the "s" word
I do like snow, I just do not like to drive in it.
Feb 9th
6 tags
co-worker
It’s not that I want you to be fired, I just do not want to see you.
Feb 8th
6 tags
wait, what?
I did agree to that, but it was early. I did not have my brain set to “logic” yet.
Feb 5th
7 tags
the lovely boxes
I want to live there but I do not want to move.
Feb 4th
2 tags
dear inbox.com
Do you expect to keep customers? Then do not shut down for 7 business hours on a Monday for system maintenance. Fail.
Feb 1st
January 2010
11 posts
1 tag
understated
It does not shine for those who do not see it.
Jan 29th
4 tags
belligerent optimism
I do have cause to be uneasy, but I will not freak out.
Jan 28th
7 tags
soy un perdedor
I did slack off, I do not promise I won’t do it again.
Jan 21st
7 tags
suspicious stack of files
I did congratulate you on your promotion. That does not mean I will do the work you’ll leave behind.
Jan 20th
10 tags
benefits of being sick
I do want the cold to pass, but I do not want to give up the snuggles it brought.
Jan 19th
6 tags
radio tones
The story did make me want to cry, but I did not stop listening.
Jan 15th
4 tags
“He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where...”
– Leo Tolstoy
Jan 11th
7 tags
light as the snow
I did hear your insult, but it did not stick. I am enjoying my Friday groove too much to care.
Jan 8th
8 tags
“Well, I did not love him, nor did I hate him. We had mutual respect for each...”
– Werner Herzog
Jan 6th
5 tags
"new look"
I did trim my own bangs. I did not put the wine down soon enough beforehand, though.
Jan 6th
5 tags
january
I worked and drove and cooked and read and talked and cleaned, and I did not once take off my scarf.
Jan 4th
5 tags
unexpected want
I did not want to hold your hand, until I did.
Jan 1st
December 2009
22 posts
4 tags
behind the veil
I did not see the full beauty, but I did sense it.
Dec 29th
4 tags
that's thrice
I have things to do that I do not want to do!
Dec 29th
6 tags
“Okay, Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom....”
– Chunk (The Goonies)
Dec 28th
4 tags
promises from a digger
I did go underground, but I will not stay there.
Dec 28th
best of
I agreed to trade Best Albums of 2009 lists with you, but I did not say I would stay friends with someone who lists Lady GaGa.
Dec 22nd
the opposite of sexy
You heard me say no, but you did not listen.
Dec 21st
acquaintance
I wish I didn’t have a secret crush on you, because if I did not we’d be best friends.
Dec 21st
4 states away
I do miss you. I do not want to drive home.
Dec 17th
say it soft
My ideas did come under review, and I did not respond with overcompensating babble. I was measured, genuine and well received. Huh.
Dec 15th
number one use for fb
Me: I do not have a crush on him.
Him: Really? Because you've been looking at his pictures for a good twenty minutes now.
Me: I did not say I wasn't facebook stalking him, I said I don't have a crush on him...there is a difference you know.
Dec 15th
betrayal
I want to go with you, but I know that she will be there. I do not want to be in the same room with her again.
Dec 14th
3 tags
dexter season finale
Out of everything I did anticipate, I did not expect to cry.
Dec 14th
damn you december
The deadline did sneak up on me, even though it did not actually possess ninja skills.
Dec 11th
is this where it ends?
I did not want to fight. You did.
Dec 10th
tickle fight
I was not trying to hurt you, I succeeded none the less.
Dec 9th
“She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack...”
– Marita Bonner
Dec 8th
eyes open
I did not find what I was looking for. But I did just find the will to keep searching.
Dec 8th
foot tappin'
I do love the new Avett Brothers album, and I do not care that you are trying to have “quiet time.”
Dec 7th
just winter's chill?
I did feel warm today, but somehow tonight I do not.
Dec 5th
frienemy
She is your friend, but she is no friend of mine.
Dec 3rd
meeting
Boss: Did you get the invite to the meeting?
Me: Yes I did.
Boss: Are you going? Do you care?
Me: No, I don't.
Boss: Fair.
Dec 1st