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liar

I did not say “true love.” I distinctly said “to blave.”

obligations

I did not want to leave, but I did anyway.

dive bar

I did not spend more than $2.50, but I do feel kinda drunk.

under pressure

I did pray for beautiful, bless’d spring days - however, I did not wish for the assault on my sinuses which accompanies it.

curious curiosity

  • Him: I found an old letter today.
  • Me: Cool, what did it say?
  • Him: I didn't open it... but I did smell it.
  • Me: Huh.

so last year

I do not give “Break Up” a fair listen then, but I do like it now.

southern style

We did not make invitations, but we sure did have a party.

in the telling

  • Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?
  • Priest: No, not if you did not know.
  • Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?
  • -Annie Dillard

in today’s post

I did not get the answer I wanted.